Live From The Field

Riiiiggghhhttt…..

Found bumblebee

-Sent from my TI-85

It’s a perfect day to go boating..

Too bad

Beautiful cloud front

You are fat human , walk more!

So my company gave me this pedometer that syncs to my computer and logs my steps on a website. This pedometer also has this stupid feature where if you are in an office chair (especially during meetings) or in your car, it presses the button on the side and reads ALOUD your steps for the day. In other words. this pedometer loudly announces that you are fat and should walk more. I welcome our robot overlords..

You are here, and it’s not good enough.