Law: Employees Sue to be Paid for Time Spent Booting Up

Posted on November 20th, 2008

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Law: Employees Sue to be Paid for Time Spent Booting Up.

I agree with one  of the commenters.  Somebody call the waaaaaaaaaaambulance.

Boy meets girl, cougar mauls girl

Posted on November 16th, 2008

Pregnant (Wo)Man Expecting Second Child

Posted on November 13th, 2008

Thomas Beatie, the controversial “pregnant man” who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year, reveals to Barbara Walters in an exclusive interview that he is pregnant again with his second child.

ABC News: Barbara Walters Exclusive: Pregnant Man Expecting Second Child.

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Ok, ok.  I suppose it’s time for the talk.  THIS IS NOT A MAN.  This is a woman who didn’t complete a sex change!  It’s not a miracle of science or anything else, it’s just a selfish fucked up individual who dreams of screwing up the childhood of multiple kids.  “Is that your daddy?” “It’s complicated…”  If you want to be a man, finish what you start, are you afraid of commitment?

Bush Defends American Capitalism Ahead of G-20 Summit

Posted on November 13th, 2008

President Bush offered a comprehensive defense of capitalism and the American financial system in a speech in New York today, in the run-up to a weekend meeting of the Group of 20 nations that is likely to feature tough criticisms of the U.S.

Bush Defends American Capitalism Ahead of G-20 Summit - WSJ.com.

Too bad capitalism in America died the day congress approved the bailout and the people elected Barrack Obama.  Everyone welcome our socialist nanny state, it’s here already, you just don’t know it yet.

Mayor of Batman (crazy town) sues batman

Posted on November 12th, 2008

You can’t write this stuff..

The mayor of an oil-producing city in southeastern Turkey, which has the same name as the Caped Crusader, is suing helmer Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. for royalties from mega-grosser “The Dark Knight.”

Mayor of Batman sues WB, Nolan - Entertainment News, The Dark Knight, Media - Variety.

Giant Kitten Headed Humanoid Cat Fight In Toyota Corolla Ad

Posted on November 10th, 2008

Giant Kitten Headed Humanoid Cat Fight In Toyota Corolla Ad

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Circuit City goes belly up, just in time for Christmas

Posted on November 10th, 2008

“Shares in Richmond, Va.-based Circuit City fell 14 cents, or about 56 percent, to 11 cents on Monday before being halted.”

Circuit City files for bankruptcy protection: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance.

When your stock has a value of 11 cents, then you can officially say that you’re doing something wrong.

I kinda started to like Circuit city in the last few years.  It’s the only brick and mortor store close by, and being away from Best buy for awhile helped me kick the silly habit of going there for anything.  This is hardly a suprise, I hardly goto actual stores for anything other than food now-a-days, and I would be willing to bet that’s a trend that’s increasing with people more each year.

Marketing > Fixing Vista Apple Ad

Posted on October 20th, 2008

Ok I promise, last video and then more content. This is great!

Palin Rap

Posted on October 20th, 2008

Take on Me: Literal Video Version

Posted on October 18th, 2008

This is hilarious.

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The Status Change of The Times

Posted on October 18th, 2008


I hate how I write about something and months later the link dies, so I’m trying to keep all of it in here, not trying to take credit for it at all.

Unfortunately the story below illustrates what most of us hip youngsters already know, people take status changes in Facebook, myspace, twitter, too seriously.  “OMG you don’t like him/her anymore?”  “You don’t like that movie/music artist/etc anymore?!”  “OMGWTFBBQLOLCOPTER”

If you and your spouse decide to “seperate” and facebook tell you “OMG THEY ARE SINGLE NOW”  count to 10, take a walk, and not a walk to their house to cut them up and hid them in the basement..  Jeeze..

“Joe Biden and Count Dracula are no longer in a relationship”

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By Paul Cheston

Husband hacked wife to death with meat cleaver after she changed Facebook status to single

A husband who hacked his wife to death with a meat cleaver in fury over her Facebook entry was jailed for a minimum of 14 years at the Old Bailey today.

Wayne Forrester, 34, drank alcohol and took cocaine before driving 15 miles to the family home to attack wife Emma as she lay in bed.

The couple had separated four days before the murder in February and Forrester later told police he had been provoked by his wife changing her marital status to “single” on her Facebook entry, the court heard.

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Support the Ribbons with some issue/disease.

Posted on October 18th, 2008

It’s gone to far folks, frankly the line was crossed 3 years ago in a suburb somewhere outside Little rock, AR.

I was out finding lunch yesterday at work and pulled up behind the below pictured car, this car is wrong for other reasons than the ribbon.  The trite Namasté sticker says a lot about the driver, but the “Support Individuality” magnetic ribbon is too much.

Stop it, please just stop it.

Thanks

Chris

Current Music: Final Presidental debate: Mcold and Obbamabamabama (Joe Biden calls him that)

Doctors warn of rash from mobile phone use and Obama Histeria

Posted on October 16th, 2008

If it’s not enough that “scientists”, have been claiming that cell phones cause cancer for years, when you can ask any RF engineer and they’ll laugh at you for such a silly idea.  Apparently engineers know more about engineering than biologists and doctors do.  Similar to saying I know more about writing than the journalist in the below story.  Why you might ask?  Because if you read the story, the headline is highly inaccurate.  Nickel on cell phone cases causes an allergic reaction in about 12 people, not the cell phone itself.  So reading this article, or even the blog entry, is about as informational as watching anything about the economy on the news in the last 3 weeks.  Don’t worry the story below was edited by “Opheera McDoom”  What a name..

LONDON (Reuters) - Doctors baffled by an unexplained rash on people’s ears or cheeks should be on alert for a skin allergy caused by too much mobile phone use, the British Association of Dermatologists said on Thursday.

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Obama and Mccain, Biden and Palin

Posted on October 9th, 2008

I’ve watched all 3 debates; so far between the over usage of the word Maverick and Katie’s diner.  You know that place Joe Biden goes to after hanging out at the Home depot all the time.  Wait, didn’t we find out that Katie’s has been closed for 15 years?  Seriously Joe, we have the internet now, it’s not like we can’t find these silly things out.  Why lie about these things?

Opps

That makes me almost as crazy as the whole Maverick.  Palin’s adviser/speech writer should have looked her in the eyes and told her this.  “If I hear you say the work Maverick.  I will walk out right freaking now!”  I was pleasantly surprised in the last debate, Mccain didn’t say maverick at all.

I’ve been tired of this election since last year, you do have to admit this stuff started 2 years too early.  I’m also tired of all the hot air surrounding Obama.

The media and half of the world makes him out to be the best thing since sliced bread.  Have you listened to him speak?  He sounds like an idiot about most topics, and stumbles over his words almost as much as Biden and Bush do.  Don’t get me wrong, I see Mccain and wonder how he won the RNC nomination.  I mean he is a very liberal republicam and Mccain be old. There were better candidates, the republicans were high during the primaries.  I’m not going to say “Don’t blame me for the primaries I couldn’t vote in my state, I refuse to pick a party”, I do this because I received enough junk mail as it is, I don’t need mailers from either party on top of it and both parties have out lived their relevance.

I think Palin was the best choice for McCain, but she has been under utilized and that’s going to cost the republicans, while I’m on the topic of VP’s again, althought I dispise Hillary, Obama screwed himself a little by not picking her as his running mate.

And, I’m done…


Arthur C. Clarke Dies at 90

Posted on March 18th, 2008

Arthur C. Clark passed away today.  I can’t really say I thought he was alive any more..

He was one of the first authors that sparked my interest in reading.  Really, really good sci fi author.

“The Associated Press: Writer Arthur C. Clarke Dies at 90

Mini-muscleman

Posted on February 12th, 2008

Mini-muscleman: Meet the worlds smallest bodybuilder
At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya Romeo Dev is the worlds smallest bodybuilder.

Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India - for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9kg body weight.

Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training.

The Daily Mail

Microsoft Makes $42B Bid for Yahoo: Financial News

Posted on February 1st, 2008

Microsoft Makes $42B Bid for Yahoo: Financial News - Yahoo Finance

Ohhhh Shit!

Croatian Smurfs left blue-faced as world record attempt falls sadly short.

Posted on January 30th, 2008

LOLS!

Croatian Smurfs left blue-faced as world record attempt falls sadly short

The helmet that could turn back the symptoms of Alzheimers

Posted on January 25th, 2008

 I call bullshit..  How does the infared light pass through your skull?

The helmet that could turn back the symptoms of Alzheimers | the Daily Mail

Child Molester Chokes On Hot Dog, Dies

Posted on January 8th, 2008

“Child Molester Chokes On Hot Dog, Dies - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando
MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A convicted child molester and kidnapper died in prison last month after choking on a hot dog, prison officials said.

Frederick Fretz, 45, was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in California when he died on Dec. 19.

According to a prison spokesman, medics tried to remove the hot dog from Fretz’s throat before taking him to a hospital.

Fretz pleaded guilty in 2005 to kidnapping a 10-year-old boy from Marion County. The boy was found with Fretz three days later in Georgia.”

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