Chronicles of a Simple Geek

Ted Turner Makes Fearful Forecast

Tuesday, September 30th, 2003

CNN founder Ted Turner?who twenty years ago warned that newspapers would cease to exist by the year 2000?is now warning there is a 50-50 chance humanity will come to an end in the next 50 years. Turner told a group of journalists in Atlanta, disease, global warming and weapons of ...

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Technologies That Need To Die

Tuesday, September 30th, 2003

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Scientists make 10 optical discs from single corncob

Friday, September 26th, 2003

LINK Whoa!

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CRUISE SHIP POOL TURNS PASSENGERS’ HAIR GREEN

Thursday, September 25th, 2003

It's not a big deal, but still funny. Link

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Dying to Be Thin

Wednesday, September 24th, 2003

"About 40 percent of 9- and 10-year-old girls are trying to lose weight." Should we blame the parents? Should we blame the media? Blame Canada! This is Stupid Link

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64-bit Processors

Wednesday, September 24th, 2003

Geeks everywhere, scream with joy! Apple first, now AMD. Where is Intel? Link

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Toxic Flame Retardant Found in Breast Milk

Wednesday, September 24th, 2003

This isn't strange at all..... Link

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New York Thinking About Banning Smoking In Cars

Wednesday, September 24th, 2003

Land of the free.... Well maybe not... Link

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Spandex-clad ’superhero’ freeing cars on London streets

Thursday, September 18th, 2003

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Vol’s Fan In Iraq

Thursday, September 18th, 2003

Next time tell them what color you want the tower painted..... Link

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The Ozone Layer, Bigger Than Ever

Wednesday, September 17th, 2003

Link The Sun Laughs Manically.

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Robber deposits loot in bank he robbed

Tuesday, September 16th, 2003

Idiot... Link

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Dear Mrs. Robinson, Your Son Timmy Is A Big Fat, Fatty.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2003

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Should License Be Required to Go Online?

Friday, September 12th, 2003

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ROBOTIC Foreplay For Stressed Couples

Friday, September 12th, 2003

Ha ha....(Link)

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Dear Bin Laden

Wednesday, September 10th, 2003

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PLASTIC NERVES MAKE BIONIC MAN A REALITY

Wednesday, September 10th, 2003

Thousands of middle-aged men dream of one day making stupid sound effects. Link

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RIAA To Sue 12 Year Old Girl, Apparently Not Concerned With Going To Hell

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003

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Glow In the Dark Lightbulb

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003

Strange but cool. Link

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Funny Money in October

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003

The U.S. has a new $20 bill on the way. Link

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